Another one?
Wait…this has to be a joke, right? What are we talking about…I’m frankly confused.
So, my list of girlfriends over the years was TIED with the Browns’ 39 total starting quarterbacks number since 1999. Okay, before my mother kills me; that is false. We all can dream, right fellas?
The (3-13) Browns have announced that quarterback Bailey Zappe will be the starting quarterback for the squad in this final game against the (11-5) Ravens in Baltimore. Thus, it’ll officially be quarterback number 40 and longer than my list of girls. Ladies, please give me a call or send me an email so we can fix this crisis.
Zappe is 25 years of age and was ironically born in the year of 1999. He went to both Houston Baptist (2017-20) and Western Kentucky (2021) for college ball. As a starter in the NFL, Zappe is 4-4 over two years with the New England Patriots (also spent time in the Kansas City Chiefs Organization). Overall, 11 touchdowns, 12 interceptions on 63.2% passing (2,053 yards), 78.5 rating.
Overall, here in this last game, it’s a conflicting time to be a Browns fan. No, not in my relationships, let’s stop with that, please. Frankly, Browns fans are always wired to want to beat every team. Especially a division rival such as the Baltimore Ravens. However, this final game is one that the team really shouldn’t actually win because that would make their spot in the upcoming draft a worse one because of having a better record.
It’s believed that Zappe is just getting a chance to start for the team to see what he’s made of for the future moving forward.
It looks like rock bottom…
No, not my relationships, stop…
I’m referring to this disgrace of a franchise that has yet again gone through a plethora of starting quarterbacks during the year and, at best, could finish at 4-13 on the season and have no chance with playoffs or honestly anywhere close.
Guys, do you want a girl who is a true Browns fan and spends the weekends watching the games with you? Or is that sort of your thing and you’d rather your sweetheart go to Starbucks and shop at Target and Old Navy during kickoff? These are the true decisions we need to think about growing up these days.
We all want the Browns to do well and this year has been terrible. Could the Browns maybe get something out of this start by Zappe (and some snaps from DTR)? Maybe a couple of notes from his snaps or such to prepare as nothing more than a backup in 2025.
Very exciting times here in Cleveland. Let’s just try to make it through this last game and best of luck to Mr. Zappe under center.
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